Wednesday, January 20, 2010

Student Stories

2 stories---first of all i've had so much fun with my kids this week. i'm sad for this year to end and i still have 6 months.

little Yousuf (with a froggy throat) says : teacher i'm going through puberty
i said : WHAT??
Yousuf: i'm going through puberty
i said : what do you mean?
Yousuf : my voice is changing........teacher whats puberty?

Today i showed my kids the news clip of me and was explaining that i got in a car accident.

Vanessa: well at least you didn't break anything
ME: umm ...well.... yeah i did... i broke my back.
Vanessa: well at least you didn't break you're neck!
ME:'re least i didn't break my neck :)

Saturday, January 9, 2010

Sometimes you do crazy things....

Like share your most personal issues with everyone on the evening news.

so if i gained three lbs back at Christmas do i have to call them back and retract my story :)

Monday, April 27, 2009

Come again?????

I have to blog this because I'm not brave enough to write it on Facebook--there's too many people from my ward....anyway.

I over heard someone at FHE today say:

"So Bishop were you able to keep your hands off your wife today?"

I still can't stop laughing.

Sunday, April 26, 2009

AAAHHHHHH!!!!!!! I just tried to login to facebook and facebook is down, FACEBOOK IS DOWN!!!! CODE RRREEEEEEDDDDDDDDD!! FACEBOOK IS DOOOOOOOWWWWWWNNNNNNN!

Tuesday, March 3, 2009

Oh the Bachelor...We all love it...and we all hate.

So I think the finale of The Bachelor was crazy and I love crazy. I was speechless which is always good. The after the rose and the after the after the rose after the rose rose rose was every girls dream--every single girls dream(just admit it)--for Mr. Right to come back and say I want you! My roommate and I have been watching replays of other Bachelor Finales and these are the conclusions:

DeAnna is an idiot.
If you are one of the last two and he kisses you when you walk up--you're the one.
If he doesn't kiss you--prepare yourself.
If you get out of the limo and it's sunset--you're the one.
If you get out and it's not sunset--UH...Yeah!
and DeAnna is still the biggest idiot ever.

Jason turned out to be a little bit of a loser but he's hot.

Wednesday, December 31, 2008

Teacher my Grandma said....

I just remembered another teacher story I have to write down before I forget. We'll call him 'Luke'. Luke was having some issues one day and kept raising his hand and anouncing "Teacher my bum itches. I need to call my grandma."

I would just say okay and hope he would forget. After he made this same complaint 2 or 3 times. I told him to go the bathroom and wipe.

Luke--"but i don't need to go to the bathroom!"

I said 'Luke sometimes if you don't wipe good enough it makes your bum itch. now go to the bathroom and wipe.'

He comes back and again--teacher my bum itches. I need to call my grandma. Then he says "My grandma said if my bum itches and then I wipe and it still itches that I need to call her!"

Oh man I couldn't keep it in after that. My reply was--your grandma said all of that? "Yes she did!" Well okay we better go call her then!