Come again?????

I have to blog this because I'm not brave enough to write it on Facebook--there's too many people from my ward....anyway.

I over heard someone at FHE today say:

"So Bishop were you able to keep your hands off your wife today?"

I still can't stop laughing.

AAAHHHHHH!!!!!!! I just tried to login to facebook and facebook is down, FACEBOOK IS DOWN!!!! CODE RRREEEEEEDDDDDDDDD!! FACEBOOK IS DOOOOOOOWWWWWWNNNNNNN!

Oh the Bachelor...We all love it...and we all hate.

So I think the finale of The Bachelor was crazy and I love crazy. I was speechless which is always good. The after the rose and the after the after the rose after the rose rose rose was every girls dream--every single girls dream(just admit it)--for Mr. Right to come back and say I want you! My roommate and I have been watching replays of other Bachelor Finales and these are the conclusions:

DeAnna is an idiot.
If you are one of the last two and he kisses you when you walk up--you're the one.
If he doesn't kiss you--prepare yourself.
If you get out of the limo and it's sunset--you're the one.
If you get out and it's not sunset--UH...Yeah!
and DeAnna is still the biggest idiot ever.

Jason turned out to be a little bit of a loser but he's hot.

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Teacher my Grandma said....

I just remembered another teacher story I have to write down before I forget. We'll call him 'Luke'. Luke was having some issues one day and kept raising his hand and anouncing "Teacher my bum itches. I need to call my grandma."

I would just say okay and hope he would forget. After he made this same complaint 2 or 3 times. I told him to go the bathroom and wipe.

Luke--"but i don't need to go to the bathroom!"

I said 'Luke sometimes if you don't wipe good enough it makes your bum itch. now go to the bathroom and wipe.'

He comes back and again--teacher my bum itches. I need to call my grandma. Then he says "My grandma said if my bum itches and then I wipe and it still itches that I need to call her!"

Oh man I couldn't keep it in after that. My reply was--your grandma said all of that? "Yes she did!" Well okay we better go call her then!

Uhhhhhh.....

I don't know how to post pictures.-----Oh never mind Bonnie to the rescue!!!

Miss Master's or Master Christensen....HMMM

I finally graduated last weekend, the 12th to be exact, with my masters degree. It really went by pretty fast. Some of it was easy, some hard. The best part is I took all my classes with friends from work. We went up to Logan (USU) and stayed the night before. I stepped (rolled) on campus for the first time to graduate.

So I was 'hooded' buy some hot professor. If you don't know what 'hooded' means--well--I'm smarter than you! And I got to be the first person in the processional (line), pushed by this young hottie 18 year old. Props Joey!!! Then the school newspaper lady took our picture and is writing an article about the girls from Salt Lake that graduated together. It was AWESOME!

The coolest thing about this is that I never thought I would get a Bachelors degree. Now I have a Master's. My favorite song is country says somthing like--"I finally did what I thought I couldn't do" I'll find the lyrics somewhere, anyway that's my motto.

My siblings surprised me with the best graduation present ever. My very own Wii! Jen threw a pizza party with my friends--she's the best.

Man posting pictures is harder than I thought.