Student Stories

2 stories---first of all i've had so much fun with my kids this week. i'm sad for this year to end and i still have 6 months.


little Yousuf (with a froggy throat) says : teacher i'm going through puberty
i said : WHAT??
Yousuf: i'm going through puberty
i said : what do you mean?
Yousuf : my voice is changing........teacher whats puberty?


Today i showed my kids the news clip of me and was explaining that i got in a car accident.

Vanessa: well at least you didn't break anything
ME: umm ...well.... yeah i did... i broke my back.
Vanessa: well at least you didn't break you're neck!
ME: Yup..you're right...at least i didn't break my neck :)

Sometimes you do crazy things....

Like share your most personal issues with everyone on the evening news.
http://www.ksl.com/index.php?nid=148&sid=9071819

so if i gained three lbs back at Christmas do i have to call them back and retract my story :)

Come again?????

I have to blog this because I'm not brave enough to write it on Facebook--there's too many people from my ward....anyway.

I over heard someone at FHE today say:

"So Bishop were you able to keep your hands off your wife today?"

I still can't stop laughing.

AAAHHHHHH!!!!!!! I just tried to login to facebook and facebook is down, FACEBOOK IS DOWN!!!! CODE RRREEEEEEDDDDDDDDD!! FACEBOOK IS DOOOOOOOWWWWWWNNNNNNN!

Oh the Bachelor...We all love it...and we all hate.

So I think the finale of The Bachelor was crazy and I love crazy. I was speechless which is always good. The after the rose and the after the after the rose after the rose rose rose was every girls dream--every single girls dream(just admit it)--for Mr. Right to come back and say I want you! My roommate and I have been watching replays of other Bachelor Finales and these are the conclusions:

DeAnna is an idiot.
If you are one of the last two and he kisses you when you walk up--you're the one.
If he doesn't kiss you--prepare yourself.
If you get out of the limo and it's sunset--you're the one.
If you get out and it's not sunset--UH...Yeah!
and DeAnna is still the biggest idiot ever.

Jason turned out to be a little bit of a loser but he's hot.

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Teacher my Grandma said....

I just remembered another teacher story I have to write down before I forget. We'll call him 'Luke'. Luke was having some issues one day and kept raising his hand and anouncing "Teacher my bum itches. I need to call my grandma."

I would just say okay and hope he would forget. After he made this same complaint 2 or 3 times. I told him to go the bathroom and wipe.

Luke--"but i don't need to go to the bathroom!"

I said 'Luke sometimes if you don't wipe good enough it makes your bum itch. now go to the bathroom and wipe.'

He comes back and again--teacher my bum itches. I need to call my grandma. Then he says "My grandma said if my bum itches and then I wipe and it still itches that I need to call her!"

Oh man I couldn't keep it in after that. My reply was--your grandma said all of that? "Yes she did!" Well okay we better go call her then!